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Also one time he was supposed to write a violin and piano duet, and he wrote the violin part, but he didn’t really feel like writing the piano part, or was too lazy etc. When the concert came up (he played the piano while a fiend played the violin) he set up a blank piece of paper (so people would think he was reading music) and improvised. After the concert he wrote it down so it could be published

okay i’ve reblogged this before but can we just give a shoutout to the orchestra that had to sightread the overture to an audience at the premiere of an opera





#wait okay I KNOW this one isn’t mine#his hair is brown

#Fuck did we adopt one?

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no but imagine if you drank too much at a bar and then passes out on the floor and no-one could find your pulse so hours later you woke up in the ER or worse a morgue

Dude fake murders. Frame people. Scare the shit out of everyone. Pretend to be dead.

fail gym because you dont have a pulse for them to measure

CPR class: “can i have a volunteer?”

Halloween…be a zombie. Without a pulse. Hell yes.

… How could you possibly not have a pulse if blood were pulsing through your veins? I’m not a doctor but I think that has to be happening for you to live.

It’s because the blood flows continuously instead of in bursts.

It is called a ventricular assist device (VAD). It is used to replace the function of a failing heart  or for short term use, typically for patients recovering from heart attacks or heart surgery.


Anonymous asked:

Do you think that Marvel could have introduced another superheroine in phase 2? I'm not talking about something huge but maybe a few scenes here and there. Do you think there was space in any of the movies?




lol they easily could have introduced more female characters at any point during the avengers franchise. there is no narrative reason why not. the story arc of the marvel cinematic universe was not carved onto stone tablets by god.

there is “space” in literally every single marvel movie to add more female characters or introduce another superheroine. here are some obvious suggestions:

  • give frigga and sif more screentime in Thor & Thor 2, possibly by removing one of the Warriors Three.
  • make coulson and/or sitwell women.
  • make 50% of incidental characters women, instead of 10% or whatever it is right now.
  • introduce a superheroine in literally any marvel movie to date, in the same way that hawkeye had a cameo in thor.
  • introduce a superheroine during a post-credits sequence like quicksilver & scarlet witch. for example, a female supersoldier being created secretly at the end of the first captain america movie.
  • make any of the supervillains or their henchmen female. for example, replace brock lumlow (CATWS) with an equivalent female character from the comics.
  • cut 5 minutes of action sequences from the avengers movie and use that time to show the origin of a female character mutating thanks to a chitauri weapon.

it’s not a matter of “space.” if they can make space for a bunch of agent coulson cameos and an appearance from stan lee in every single movie, they could’ve introduced a superheroine or at least made half of the background characters female. they just decided not to.

Or, it could be due to the fact that the avengers in the original version is made up mostly of men and the fact that many of the female heroes didn’t appear until much later on? Or due to the fact that they involved heroes that already appeared in previous movies. They couldn’t just randomly insert a new female hero, or hero in general, into the avengers for a couple of scenes as it wouldn’t make sense, all the heroes involved were there for the whole thing, you knew about them from previous films and so it made sense. As for making some characters a different gender, why should they? Except for some spin offs, all the characters have remained that gender, with recent exception of the female thor throughout their comic book and tv series life, it wouldn’t make sense. And in regards to your minor characters thing, they wouldn’t exactly go, right, that’s enough guys/gals, now only hire the opposite gender. They went, she/he is good, they’re in, she/he is not good enough, not in this time.

Once again: LOL, because you’re so wrong.

What about Wasp? She was an ~original Avenger, but has been erased from the franchise. Plus, all of the main characters in the Avengers movies have been changed from the comics, in everything from backstory and relationships to personality traits. 95% of the people buying tickets to these movies have very little knowledge of the comics anyway, never mind who showed up first or for how long. Marvel Studios can do whatever the fuck they want. 

Marvel Studios MADE Iron Man hot property. They MADE Hawkeye a central character. They MADE Thor into a blockbuster success, despite the fact that a) it’s an unabashedly weird concept for the genre, and b) it’s a relatively obscure comic compared to, say, the Hulk. And they changed A LOT in Thor, picking and choosing from various different continuities and just plain making up a bunch of stuff. For example, making Jane Foster an astrophysicist, or changing Heimdall’s race, or introducing characters like Erik Selvig and Darcy Lewis.

If you’re saying, “they can’t just randomly insert a female hero,” then what do you think of Hawkeye? Marvel did EXACTLY THAT when they gave him a cameo in Thor, just to introduce the character. There are plenty of female (and non-white male) characters who could have been introduced just as easily throughout the franchise: Captain Marvel, Mockingbird, or a Black Panther cameo somewhere in the Iron Man trilogy. You could have She-Hulk as the Avengers’ lawyer. 

As for side-characters, I’m talking about people who provide 2 lines of exposition or drive a truck or stand around in the background as minor SHIELD agents, etc. Very nearly all of those characters are men, and usually white men. There is no ~artistic reason for this.

When introducing a new SHIELD agent or whatever, the writers are MAKING THESE CHARACTERS UP. They’re not interviewing fictional characters and being like, “Well, admittedly our team is already 90% men, but oh boy, this guy is perfect for the job so we’d better hire him!” 

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